This is the friend of Dragoon Zytl
Believe me, this is quite close !
Feeded with transgenic corn...
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DRAGOON ZYTL :
There are some times when one is happy to be a drow. ... The other day, I was in the gateway of
Befallen to rest a little. I was in big conversation with MARTIN, a Wood Elf to which I was learning the
language of the drows. In return, he was learning me the troll language, what can be useful you some will
suit.. There are always guys who rest in the gateway of Befallen, for the place is "comparatively" safe.
We are therefore a ten in this small pale morning of fall when a cry sounded into the corridor.. "It's
ZYTL!!" .. Heu, yes? What is Zytl?? I require in the wings.. You will tell me, seeing the others fellows
running in all the direction, I would have suspected.. In a word, I see tumbling in the corridor an
adventurer in complete plate, and who swings on anyone moving!! My problem was I was seated and
with the panic helping, I missed the button "Stand".. There I am sitting on the ground in front of a crazy
furious named Dragoon Zytl who is killing the fellows one by one in the corridor.. As a last resort (and by
curiosity I confess) I examine the fool. Surprised!! This guy looks at me "Amiably" !!??!? Notice, this
pleases me, for I did not wanted to fight, I just had eaten.. And here you can see your favorite Uenaelar
standing in the corridor looking calmly the show [He finally found the button to stand up - note of the
translator-].. This guy has destroyed 7 aventurers before leaving.. He was very angry !! For the small
history, I am ashamed to acknowledge (liar!) that my skeleton and me made a stopper in the tunnel, what
returned the escape difficult.. What? But this is role playing!
UENAELAR THE FOOL :
The other evening, I died ! This is to due to this idiot of hill giant that confused me with a mosquito..
SPLATCH !! And a pancake drow.. The problem, this is that it killed me in the "passage" Commonlands
where all the giants stroll.. At this place there are an average of 2 giants by inhabitant. What returns the
recuperation of his body and of his fitting very, very difficult. A technical point: to recover the items on a
body, it is necessary to bend down and to pick them one by one with a Left Click. With a Right Click,
you can put them directly in the inventory, but not to equip them. Wholesale, I have about 20 items with
me (things, arms, armor pieces, and so on..) and only 5 spots left in my inventory.. The recuperation of
all that requires therefore about a minute, what is widely enough to be transformed in Hamburger by a
giant!! Therefore I returned naked in the passage to recover my "stuff".. What's more, it's night!!
Although I succed to distinguish my body. ... Not any giant in sight. ... Run! I lean myself and I begin to
pick my items.. Right Click, Right Click, etc.. To sixth Click, the item disappears from the corpse!! Cool,
it must to be fixed! All while overseeing the allentours, I collect all and I escape laughing.. Arrived in a
place "safe", I examine my inventory.. WHAT ??!!!?? Where are my matters??? I decide to throw an
eye on my log: ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!! From the sixth object, all was put on the
ground!!!! (Faint for Uenaelar).. I summarize for those who have a brain of a dwarf: My objects are on
the ground in this passage, in small bourses of 3 pixels, in the dark, with giants around,.. And everyone
can steal them !!!! (My magic sword, my armor, my backpack..). During the quarter of hour that
followed, I believe that I used my adrenalin of a month! Set your mind at ease, I have recovered
everything and I am was not killed again! I have just beaten the world record of the slalom between hill
giants..
TO BE POLITE, THIS IS NOT ALWAYS COOL :
Commonlands, exterior night, the drow directs itself towards his prey in the dark.. The Kodiak bear did
not see the death approaching him.. Zap! Force Drain, Zwing! Clinging Darkness, the death melts on the
disconcerted Kodiak! But the death itself make sometimes mistakes.. This Kodiak is not an old solitary
one, but a brave family father gone for a picnic with all his band (another Kodiak and two young ones!)
The death remembers that this is the hour of his bath, RUN LIKE HELL!! And there your national
Uenaelar in the process of looking for the nearest exit with 4 Kodiaks very very angry in his back.. By
luck, Kithicor Forest is not far, and I enter the passage.. And I cross a very polite elfe of the woods who
says me "Hello !".. Well on, I cross running before of him (drow game) without reply to this elfe of the
woods dirtiness!! Pfuitttt.. I "zone".. Small pause to rest me a little, my life points are to the more
bottom.. Then I return in the commonlands to discover a furious elfe in the process of recovering its items
on his corpse.. It was not happy at all, more, he fell down a level! I love this game very much!!
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Chapter 12
